#dont press that mine turtle

[fyeahtomska]

[tubapun]

This rules btw

[fuckyeahthetomska]

also also r u gonna get dont press that mine turtle cuz i want it SOOOOO BAD

SADLY NO any currency converted to moroccan dirham is EXPENSIVE and my mom is prob gonna refuse UGHHH

[iheartchv]

//Okay, so instead of saving my draft, tumblr posted the original ask... while I was still working on it... I'm sorry 😞 i took screenshots of what I had wrote because i really dont wanna type all of that again, especially with me not having no time

Prompts(c) @turtle-babe83

Mikey x reader are 18+; this was written by an adult for adults. If you're under 18, go else where, please, this isn't a place for you.

You went back home to gather what you needed and headed back to the lair. You had left a note on your front door that you were going somewhere for a week. You didn't have to worry about anyone breaking in because Donnie had long ago installed a security system for you.

Once you stepped foot in the lair Mikey appeared. It seemed like his ninja skills were put to use in overtime. His senses were on alert, heightened.

"Y/n, where were you? I've been looking for you, and you know I cant go out when its daylight."

"Calm down, I just went to get some stuff." You sighed. "I'm going to stay with you for a week so you won't bite everyone's heads off."

He huffed. "I can't help it. Just the thought of-"

"I know, I know, Mikey. You don't have to worry about that now." You shushed him. You held his face in your hands and pressed your lips into his to kiss him. You felt his hands then his arms wrap around your waist, holding you close to him.

You could tell this orange banded turtle was horny. He was getting really handsy, and a little impatient. He was already loosening his gear, letting them fall to the ground, and tried to pull your shirt off.

"Whoa, baby, not here. Let's go to your room" you smirked at him.

"Ooooo, girl, you don't know what you got yourself into" He playfully growled and started sucking and licking that spot on your neck that made you shiver from lust. You wanted him, but you knew he wanted you more. You led him to his room, closed and locked the door behind you, and let him devour you. He almost tore your shirt and bra apart just to get to your warm soft flesh.

"Mikey~~~" you softly moaned.

"That's right, baby, you're MINE."

He snuggled his head between your breasts for a moment before his tongue trailed up your neck to the shell of your ear, making you shiver again. He heard your blood rushing through your veins, and he stopped his ministrations for a moment.

"I do, but... I'm scared of what'll happen afterward. I don't want to leave you alone, though..."

Mikey hurt everywhere: his heart hurt for you, he was hungry for your blood, and his cock throbbed to feel you wrapped around him, which was making his shell tighten. You caused all of this to happen to him. He wanted you, for all time.

"Do you trust me?"

"Yes."

He pressed his forhead against yours. "Its okay, babes. I'll help you with everything." he promised. He will try his hardest to make your life as comfortable as possible. He firmly kissed you again, taking your breath away. "I love you, y/n."

"I love you, too, Mikey."

You caressed his speckled cheek, looking into his blue eyes, glowing from his vampiric, and his animalistic, need to have you. His body started moving you towards his bed. When the side of the matress hit the back of your legs, you sat down on the edge, waiting for whatever Mikey had planned.

"Just Relax. Lay back and let me take care of you."

"But I want to take care of you, too~" your voice purred as your fingertips danced and circled his cloaca.

He moaned. "You can do that later. Right now, I just want to eat you out because..." He flashed his fangs. "I'm starving. I've been thinking about you all day..." He kissed his way down your body, pushing you to lay back and spreading your thighs apart. "I want to have you screaming and begging for me until you can't take anymore."

He went down on you, knowing exactly what you liked. He licked, sucked, and teased your clit. You were already wet and so desperate to have him. Your desire to have him inside you made you whine and writhe your body underneath his touch.

"Please~~~"

"Please, what, babygirl?"

You whimpered in response as your muscles spasmed, wanting something bigger to fill you.

"You're gonna have to use your words, baby" he teased. His cock was finally free and ready to pound you into the matress.

"Please~ I need you~ I want you to take me and mark me as yours~ Bite me.~"

That smirk on his face made you more aroused. Mikey nipped your inner thigh before settling himself between your legs. "Okay. I'm gonna slide myself inside, then I'm gonna drink your blood. Ready?"

"Yeah..."

The head of his dick slid into your tight wet cavern. You loved the burn that set your body in flames as he slowly stretched you. You let out cries and moans of pleasure and arched your body to take more of him even though he was as deep as he could go.

His fangs sunk into your neck, letting your life blood flow down his throat. The copper taste was addicting, a whole lot better than the alternative that Donnie made. He tried his best to be gentle with you; his focus was on trying to make you feel good. And he must've been doing it right because you were making sounds he never heard before and your slick muscles gripped him tighter, keeping him there.

🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡

You blacked out for a moment. "Hey, are you alright?" he had asked you. "Yeah, I'm okay." You felt him still hard inside you, and you felt the fire ignite again instantly. Your arousal seemed to have sky rocketed, too. You weren't this aroused before; all you could think about was being taken fast and hard by Mikey.

"Here. You're going to need to drink some blood first, my little vampirella."

He exposed the side of his neck and leaned down on top of you. You wrapped your arms and legs around him as your fangs pierced his skin to drink his blood. The taste was a little strange at first but how it was making you feel was intoxicating. He pulled you off when he felt that you had your fill and told you to lick his wounds to heal them.

On your signal he started moving inside you slow, and then held your hips as he jackhammered into you. The headboard thumped against the wall, the bed creaked. You moaned loudly as he quickly got you to your orgasm. "Mikey!" you screamed over and over as you rode out the waves of ecstasy that crashed over you.

Coming down from your high, you tried to calm your beating heart. However, you was ready for a round 2. That was totally fine with him because he wasn't through with you. He unwrapped your legs and pushed them up towards your chest, opening yourself more as he reached the parts of you that had ached.

"Oh, god...." his speech was jumbled, his brain was no longer functional for rational thought. He was primal, wild. He gave up control and rocked into you so hard and so fast you could barely catch a breath. He pants and groans gave you an indication that he was getting close, which turned you on and made you moan.

"M-Mikey! Michelangeloooo~ Deeper, cum inside me. I want you, I want you~♡"

"I want you, too, y/n, baby. Im almost there, almost there." he whimpered as the pressure he felt building was being stretched out like a rubber band. He was about to come undone. You told him to thrust harder, and within a few strokes he made you come hard around him.

This orgasm was intense but felt so good. You felt his hot seed shoot deep inside you. With as much as he had, you're pretty sure you were filled and more with his turtle chowder. The afterglow made you feel giggly and light as a feather.

"So I've got a week of this... to look forward to..."

"I told you you had no idea what you were getting youself into." 😁

[voidselfshipp]

A Heart Of Ashes

Chapter 2 here

Tw:scars

--Ah madame in the morning youll still be a horrendous Harrigan and ill be drunk

Jeri snorted as she heard stoker throwing shade at phantom,who stood there and rolled his eyes,she softly elbowed her brit companion in the ribs--Cut him some slack hes just being friendly

--Do ya think calling you pretty is being friendly?--He asked.

--And why do you care, you jealous?

Ember almost chokes on her drink, and she looks away containing her laughter.

The Man just shrugs--Me? Please....

Jerico shook her head and Harold made a mental note to kick phantoms ass during training.

After eating,sunstorm goes to her room,absolutely tired from fighting all day.

A sudden soft knock on her door alerts her and she goes to Open.

None other than stoker is there, and even with his mask on she could tell he was embarassed, nonetheless she said--Hey, weird seeing you around here--both laughed, as they both had a habit of spending time togheter in the others room--What brings you here?

The Man hands her a small bottle, upon Reading the label she realizes its skin cream, jerico looks at the uncovered scars in stokers arms, he crosses his arms--i need some help, I cant reach my back...and you were the first person to come to mind to help me, you can always say no of course ..

--no no, Come on, sit and ill help you--harold nodds, and he goes and sit on the edge of the bed,and she closes the door.

Sitting behind him, she tells him to take off his black tanktop,he obliged.

Now stoker felt like he was a teen all over again,getting all worked up because a girl saw him shirtless--They are ugly, I know...

What he felt Next made him tense, jer had planted a soft kiss on his back--No...I think they make you even more handsome

--....pardon?

--You heard me, I think youre very handsome, now relax so I can help you with this...

Her hands were soft, she Applied the cream carefully, then the lotion and when she was done, she kissed the back of his neck,making Him turn bright red under his mask.

She sat besides him, and put a hand on his thigh, he looked at her and smiled--want to see mine?

--...can you repeat that please?

--I have scars too,also Fire related,all over my back and shoulders...

--How come ive never seen them?...

--I always use turtlenecks...,but I thought that maybe if I shared them with you, you might feel better

He chuckled and smiled under his mask--I appreciate that..., and well, id Like to...if you dont mind

She nodded and took off her turtle neck, and sighing as she was left in her strapless top--well...there they are--she Turned around.

Stoker couldnt help but press his hand on her back, tracing the marks on her skin, and noticing that the marks made a patter, Like a sunflower,and he noticed a stripe going down to her Lower back.

He looked unsure,and leaned in, jeri expected to feel the cold mask against her skin, what she got wad a kiss from scarred lips.

She tensed, and heard a sharp inhale,and the sound of his mask hitting the carpeted floor.

Then his hands went again to caress her back and shoulders--youre still beautiful--harolds voice was a bit more clear now,and she could hear the smile forming on his face--Can I ask what happened?

She nodded and brushed her hair to one side-- an airstrike Fell on me while retreating my team from the warzone,I saved Many lives, but thats the consequence , and what about yours or you dont like to share-the last part was more of a joke than anything,but Harold decided that maybe it was a good idea to Open up a bit.

--Called an airstrike on my position to eleminate the enemy,and save my crew,and many people,I ended up with third degree burns and showed up the Next day in the nearest base with a half drank bottle of whiskey and drunk off my arse

Both laughed softly at the last part.

Jerico Turned to him and smiled as he saw his face, her hands hesitantly cupped his cheeks and she leaned in

He hugged her waist and pulled her closer,to then smile.

--i stand by what I said...Youre really handsome

--And youre even more beautiful close like this my dear

Both smiled and pressed their lips togheter,he pulled her on his lap, and hugged her tightly.

his hands caressed her sides and both slowly opened their eyes,their lips Turned into a smile as both giggled.

--I guess its pretty obvious--stoker said--but I love you

--And I love you too Harold

She kissed him again and both fell on the bed,playfully wrestling until both got tired.

Ember found them asleep the Next morning after they overslept missing a training session.

--Mornin spark--stoker pressed his mask against jericos temple.

--spark?--ember asked-- thats your nickname for her?

Harold nodded,and sat I front of his now girlfriend--Shes the spark that lits my napalm

Jeri cooed and took his hand squeezing it lightly--Youre such a romantic

Vera sighed in exhasperation--YOU TWO ARE UNBERABLE

~~~~~~~

-The end

Ok to rb!

[belle-the-witch-bitch]

Purple banded pick up line

@pyromantic-technin since they have been my Rp partner and Friend for a long time I felt I should write them something....so here you go...your own turtle fic.

It had gone one for a while back and forth flirting, pick up lines and invitations that were never followed through. That was until Blaze visited Donnie on that special day. It was one of the rare occasions when all of the brothers were out except for the turtle genius, He had changed over the years becoming more confident and his brothers hadn’t been the only ones to notice. When she entered the lair it was quiet except for the sounds of fingers flying over keys.

This led her to Donatello in his lab typing away at a new project, focused entirely on the task at hand; he didn't notice her at first. Leaving her to let out a small laugh at the look of concentration he had before he jumped a little facing her. “Oh Blaze Hey, I didn't know you were coming over.” Rolling his shoulders he stood, stretching out as he did flexing his biceps and gluts as his joints popped from sitting. “Is there something I can help you with?”

Eyes that had been glued to the tall mass of lean green muscle re focused as she licked her lips. Raising a brow she put on a half smile, "I'm a Herpetologist and I heard reports of the rare Purple-Banded Long Cock in the area, Have you seen it?" Blinking at her it took him a moment to process her words before an easy smirk stretched across his face. Blaze ducked her head as she flushed, she hadn't meant to speak the line aloud.

Taking two steps forward he easily cleared the distance between them, placing his hand against the door frame before he smiled, “A Purple-Banded Long Cock eh?” Lifting his free hand up he cupped the side of her face turning it towards him as he leaned down close to her ear. “Do you really want to see? It’s more than a handful.” pulling back his finger traced her jaw to end at her lips “but I bet you can handle it,” tugging her lip down a growling groan left him, “In more ways than one.”

Before she could think more on those words he scooped her up under one arm and turned around locking the lab down before striding to the bed he kept in the corner for late nights. Tossing her onto the mattress he watches as she bounced once before he was on top of her pinning her beneath him, his knees reading on the edge of the bed as his arms caged her in . "Are you sure you're up for this princess?" A low groan made his words come out rough and deep, " because I don't know if I'll be able to stop myself from devouring you like a pop tart." 

A shiver made its way down her body at his sudden change in tone, She wanted this...she wanted him desperately. “Yes,” she moaned out as his lips descended on her neck nipping and sucking causing her nipples to pebble from the new sensations. Her arms wrapped around his neck holding on as her hips rolled of their own volition. When he reached her shirt he sat up a but before ripping her blouse in half.

“I really hope you weren't fond of that,” he muttered before pressing a kiss between her breasts to trace the edging of her bra biting at the material where her nipples began to poke through. “Mmmmm I can smell how aroused you are princess, I bet you are sopping and it would take nothing for this Purple long cock to slide in.” 

Gasping and groaning blaze knew her panties and thighs were soaked. “Please-” her whine was cut off by a moan as his one hand cupped her through her clothing feeling the dampness. As his mouth bit at her nipple through her purple lace bra, she was aching and flushed.

“Please what? I’m just getting started.” he rasped pulling her bra down to expose her generous breasts. Lightly tracing her now exposed nipples one at a time with his tongue he continued to lavish her chest with attention as his other hand began to slowly draw figure eights over her pussy. Sucking her nipple into his mouth he moaned around it before slowly pulling away as his fingers continued their dance, “Well? I can’t Help you if you don’t tell me...did you want me to stop?”

As he said the words he stopped moving forcing a frustrated moan from her, “Oh? Keep going?” he teased as he leaned up to nip at her ears.”Tell me what you want me to do.”

Whimpering in need as she rolled her hips to regain the pressure against her, “Please...Dont stop GOD, PLEASE DONT STOP!” she cried out as he suddenly resumed playing with her, roughly tracing her clit through her soaked bottoms.

“As you wish,” she growled as he stroked her harder through her panties until she was writhing beneath him and clutching at the bed spread. As a wave of pleasure swept through her, His mouth descended on her breast again pushing her over the crest into an orgasm. “Mmm yes that's right cum for Daddy,” Moaning against him she panted as he sat back on his knees as his deft hands pulled her soaked tights and panties off in one pull leaving her naked before him.

Flushed and fully exposed Blaze’s eyes were glazed as she peered up at Donnie, her eyes roaming over him as he took her in. when her gaze descended to his waist she saw the bulge that was barely contained by his cargo pants. Igniting a new wave of heat at the thought of him plunging his massive cock inside her, squirming under his gaze she hopped that he would take them off so that she could see all of him. Biting her lip she moaned before she was suddenly pulled down the bed causing her to let out a squeak as Donnie grabbed her thighs hauling her up so that his mouth was a hair's breath away from her core.

Turning his face he kissed her inner thigh causing shivers to run up and down her spine, “you smell amazing pet…..Now I wonder if you taste as good.” kissing her thigh once more he began to kiss and nip a path towards her pussy. Laving his tongue more the closer he got to it, teasing and tasting her skin. Finally he kissed her outer lips as a growling groan made its way from his throat, causing vibrations to travel along her pussy lips. 

“Don-”, her voice cut off as he plunged his face into her lapping and nipping at her as the sound of how wet she was echoed off of the walls. His grip on her thighs tightening enough to leave prints as he continues to eat her like she was the last dessert on earth. He groaned and let out little growls as he devoured her taking care to lavish her clit with as much attention as her orgasm began to build again, His lips and tongue working her higher.

Hooking her one foot over his shoulder he pulled away to suck on his fingers before returning and sucking on her clit, his fingers moving to trace her core before pushing in one at a time causing Blaze to moan his name. Stretching her slowly he got both fingers inside her tight cunt as he continued his attention on her clit, listening as her cries grew louder and she began to thrust against him. 

Her orgasm reached higher and higher as he brought her closer and closer, as he crooked his fingers inside her she screamed as her orgasm rushed through her. She bucked against his face as he continued milking her orgasm he continued to suck and thrust his fingers until she was whimpering from over stimulation, trying to push him away.

“Mmm you tasted so good I almost couldn't stop myself.” He rumbled as he stroked one hand down her body lightly tracing her outer lips as he groaned. “But I’m not finished with you yet, pet, I want to see you cum on my cock as I thrust it in so deep you can feel me against that little cervix of yours. Then I am going to fill you with my cum so deeply you will feel it for weeks.”

Moaning blaze watched as he pulled back from her pulling off his suspenders before dropping his pants. If she thought he looked big with his pants on it was nothing compared to the naked view of his member. It was Long and thick with a flared flat head, Gripping himself he gave it a few pumps as he stepped out of his pants and leaned over her. Kissing her cheek as he began rubbing himself against her causing small jolts of pleasure as it bumped against her over sensitive clit.

“Mmmm you're so small pet, I can't wait to stuff you full,” he moaned as he moved her hands above her head to hold with one hand, as he nestled into her neck. “Soon my cock will stretch you out and ruin your tight little cunt,” he groaned as he lined himself up. Thrusting shallowly he entered inch by inch the stretch and teasing igniting the flame of arousal once again letting streaks of pleasure zip up and down her spine with each thrust, Making her moan as the head of his cock speared and spread her open.

A low groan and a shiver made its way through his body as he began to thrust more, “God you’re tight, so tight and all mine.” He moaned as he seated himself fulling in one final thrust hitting her cervix sending a jolt through her making her clench around him. “Oh? Do you like that?” he asked, grinding his cock against it again, “do you like having me so deep you can feel my cock kiss your womb?”

“Yes,” she replied in a moan as he moved again, grinding slowly against her as she thrusted in at a turtle's pace. His other hand gripped her thigh as he thrust into her giving him leverage to go deeper than she had ever had someone before. “Oh god donnie~!” she groaned as he began to move faster each thrust hitting her sensitive cervix as his carapace lightly hit her clit as he went harder.

Kissing down her neck he bit and sucked at her as he began to go faster, his teeth scraping harder as he seemed to be trying to get a hold on her. “God you’re so tight, you would think this pussy was made for my cock. The way it sucks me in and tightens as I bottom out hitting that cervix of yours. You’re gripping me so hard, it’s like you want me to cum as deep inside you as I can filling you with my seed my little pet.” Moaning he could feel her tighten at his words as an orgasm took her. “Oh do you like hearing my voice and how much I'm going to make you mine?” He asked thrusting hard before grinding down on her as she cried out. 

Moaning he pulled out completely before flipping her over onto her hands and knees as he gripped her hips in both hands. Thrusting in sharply she watched as she arched and moaned at the new position, he was deeper than before and now every thrust the tapered head hit her G-spot making her see stars. “Fuck you feel so good, the way you’re tightening up each time I thrust in god you’re gonna make me cum, is that it doe you want me to cum deep inside you?” 

Reaching forward he roughly pulled her up using his hand to pin her to him as he caressed her throat. Lips moving to her neck he bit her leaving a nice indentation of his teeth as she thrust back against him in the new position, their pace becoming frantic. “Answer me do you want me to cum in you princess? So much so that it dribbles down your leg if you even try to leave my lab? TELL ME.”

“YES!” she cried out desperately feeling drunk on the pleasure he was pulling from her with each thrust, god how she needed it she wanted him to sum inside her to fill her up. “Pleaseeee Daddy cum inside me!” she moaned as she clenched around him enticing another growly groan.

“Then you’ll get what you asked for,” He growled out as his thrusts became harder and his hips snapped against her at a rapid pace burying his cock deep inside her, “Here it comes Princess, I’m going to fill you.” With a final deep thrust he groaned as he came, rope after rope of cum filling her as she came around him milking his cock as he pumped her full. His strength leaving him as he slowly thrusted wringing out as much pleasure as he could as her pussy spasmed around him.

With a groan and a wet pop noise he pulled out of her, a river of cum flowing out ash she collapsed to the bed. “I love the look of you filled with my cum,” he groaned as he laid beside her pulling her to him as he kissed her forehead. She was exhausted and still cumming as small micro orgasms wracked her, causing more cum to leak out making her whimper.” Mmm dont worry too much about that...we have all night to fill you back up princess for now rest you’ll want to be ready for round two.”

Smiling Donnie Kissed her as she closed her eyes, this was going to be the death of her and who would have thought all it would take would be a pick up line. 

[grandmasterofwangxiancultivation]

MDZS ch.83

MAYDAY MAYDAY CH 83 IS OUT AND OUR LIVES ARE AT RISK DKXGZJHXJXUSJS omg omg BREATH HANJI. BREATH.

*takes a deep breath* this is the chapter, guys. The chapter of that freaking spoiler. I'm gonna enjoy it all the same.

EDIT:

The second ‘siege’ could indeed be recorded in history. However, instead of being its scale or number of deaths, it’d be because it was the most pointless, laughable event of the cultivation world.

If you had succeeded, breaking you all would have been a pleasure :)

EDIT 2:

Wei WuXian knew at once. The closest ‘safe place’ to Yiling was the area of the YunmengJiang Sect. He asked, “So you intend on going to Lotus Pier next?”

Lan QiRen was vigilant, “Why do you ask?”

Wei WuXian, “Nothing. I just wanted to ask if I could go along.”

Sect Leader Yao warned, “Wei WuXian! You did a good deed today, but those are two separate things. Please understand that it’s impossible for us to associate with you.”

SOMEONE STOPS ME BECAUSE IF MY HANDS GET AROUND THOSE NECKS I'M GONNA KILL EVERYONE FOR TALKING LIKE THIS TO MY WWX

HE FREAKING SAVED YOU PATHETIC LIVES, YOU ASSHOLES

EDIT 3:

Everyone knew that Sect Leader Jiang, the one whom Wei WuXian turned against, hated him the most. They all thought that their negotiation would fall through.

Yet, he only let out a bitter laugh, “So you dare go back to Lotus Pier?”

I need these two idiots to talk everything out. JIANG CHENG STOP BEING JIANG CHENG FOR ONE MINUTE AND TALK WITH YOUR BROTHER.

Wwx back at lotus pier gives me too many feels I'm gonna die for sure

EDIT 4:

One of the boys commented, “Heavens, it’s so shaky that it feels like there’s a storm in my stomach. Hey, SiZhui-xiong, you’re throwing up as well? Aren’t you from Gusu? It’s not like you’re from the North. Why are you even more seasick than I am?!”

*screams incoherently*

GUYS GUYS GUYS WHAT GUSU. WHAT GUSU HE IS NOT FROM GUSU *hysterical laugh* I'm jumping on my chair and I just need it to come out in the open. Can someone say the truth to this beautiful boy, my sizhui djcysjcush

EDIT 5:

Just as he was about to throw up some more, he suddenly saw a dark silhouette hanging onto the part of the boat below the rail, half of its body submerged inside the river’s water, staring straight at him.

(Omg WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT RUN BABY RUNNNN)

[...] Just as he pressed down onto the hilt of his sword, he looked carefully and exclaimed, “The Ghost…”

Inside of the cabin, as Jin Ling heard this, he immediately rushed out with his sword, “A ghost? Where? I’ll kill it for you!”

(ZHUILING GUYS. ZHUILING. OMG THESE TWO, THESE TWOOOOOO. JIN LING SAY "I'lL kIlL iT fOr YoU" dkxujsxyusyxejdhxiek YES YES JUST Y E S-)

Lan SiZhui, “Not a ghost—the Ghost General!”

(WEN NING BLESS YOUR SOUL MY LOVE PLS EXPLAIN EVERYTHING TO SIZHUI. also I'm laughing so hard at the mental image of wen ning clinging at the side of the boat bfjshxjdhd)

EDIT 6:

“Pfft!”

“JingYi, what are you laughing about?”

Lan JingYi, “Look at him. He is clinging onto the boat without moving at all, almost like a big, oblivious sea turtle!”

(SAME, BABY. SAME. ME AND JINGYI HAVE THE SAME REACTIONS, MY BOY.)

[...] Lan JingYi, “What is there to be scared of? It is not like you have not seen him before!”

(THE VOICE OF REASON. WEN NING AND JINGYI BROTHERHOOD. I'M HONESTLY CRYING AT HOW PURE MY SON IS GOOD JOB BABE)

EDIT 7:

Wen Ning stared at Lan SiZhui’s face as he walked toward him. Lan SiZhui noticed that he was here for him. He steadied himself as Wen Ning asked, “Wh-What is your name?”

(I AM SCREAMING. I AM SCREAMING SO MUCH MY THROAT HURTS. I'M CRYING AS WELL. I JUST NEED WEN NING TO KNOW HE IS NOT ALONE IN THE WORLD AND FOR SIZHUI TO REMEMBER AND REALISE BOTH WHO HIS BLOOD AND NOT-BLOOD FAMILIES ARE.)

EDIT 8: sizhui saying his name is lan yuan is breaking me

EDIT 9:

Dead people had no expressions, but Lan SiZhui was under the illusion that he thought he saw Wen Ning’s eyes light up.

He also thought that Wen Ning was feeling very excited, so excited that he stammered as he spoke. He himself began to feel excited as well, as though they were about to reveal a secret hidden for years.

Oh gods in the universe spare me.

EDIT 10:

"You really look like a distant relative of mine"

Szjahdiudicishcoshcoshxodhd WHAT SHOULD I DO WITH MY HEART RN THIS IS SO SWEET AND SAD AND BEAUTIFUL AND PURE AND PLS PLS GIVE THESE BABES A JOY. PLS LET THEM HUG AND TALK ABOUT FAMILY AND JUST GIVE THEM THIS. GIVE THEM THIS PLS, I NEED IT AS WELL *sobs*

Also, lan wangji parenting is- *finds no good enough words in the dictionary*

And sizhui correcting himself and calling him mr.wen? This boy. This boy is so gentle and his soul is so shiny and beautiful.

EDIT 11:

For something, watching the ‘Ghost General’, a deeply sour sense of familiarity rose up amid Lan SiZhui, along with a blurry thought—he seemed to have seen this face some place, some time ago. It seemed that there was a name that almost broke through some sort of a barrier. If he said the name out loud, many other things would resurface as well, and he’d understand everything.

BABY YES PLS REMEMBER ABOUT BIG BROTHER XIAN AND LWJ AND GRANNY AND WEN QING AND WEN NING AND ALL THE OTHERS PLS THE MEMORY YOUR FAMILY IS STILL THERE

EDIT 12:

But at this point, Lan SiZhui saw Jin Ling, who stood at the side.

(Shit. SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SH-)

After some silence, Wen Ning changed his wording, “Young Master Jin Ling?”

(of course of frEAKING COURSE CUTE, SWEET SCENES CAN'T LAST FOR SHIT IT THIS NOVEL my boy, my jl, calm down babe I know you want to hurt him I know baby just-)

Lan SiZhui, “Young Master Jin…”

Jin Ling, “Move to the side. It’s none of your business.”

But Lan SiZhui somehow felt that it definitely wouldn’t be none of his business. He went over and put himself between the two, “Jin Ling, put your sword away fir-”

Jin Ling was feeling tense anyway. His sight being blocked, he couldn’t help but shouted, “Don’t stop me!”

He reached out and pushed. 

(OMG PLS NoOo BABE DON'T TAKE IT OUT OF SIZHUI I WANNA HUG ALL OF THEM THIS ANGST IS NOT WHAT I WANTED WHY WhYyYy

But SiZhui going from a more formal "young master ling" to "jin ling" how should I not ship them god sizhui a blessing

Also pls don't gang up against jl pls he has every right to feel like that my boy, just don't-)

EDIT 13:

Wen Ning saw that Lan SiZhui’s complexion was pale. Anxious, he blurted, “Young Master Jin, come at me. Wen Ning will not resist. But A- Young Master Lan Yuan…”

WeN nInG pLs-

(He stopped himself from calling him a-yuan guys I surrender. I can't read anymore. I'm dying)

EDIT 14 (i'm sorry this shit is getting so long-):

I knew it would come to this. I KNEW IT. DON'T GANG UP AGAINST JIN LING DON'T YOU EVER DARE. I need jin ling happy with ppl that loves him you're not alone, sizhui and jingyi love you, you have friends, you even have wwx, you're not alone babe-

EDIT 15:

Seeing the two, Lan SiZhui felt that no matter what difficulties he faced, he could overcome them no matter what, beaming, “HanGuang-Jun! Senior Wei! Come over here!”

FAMILY VIBES. I HAVE BEEN THIRSTY FOR THESE FAMILY VIBES SINCE CH 74. I NEED MORE OF THIS I NEED CH 84 NOW. N O W

[andremarcusburky]

Can you do an Auston Matthews as a boyfriend headcanons thing? I loved your Nolan one btw!

A/N: asdfghjklö�� everytime I think about him all I see is riding his thighs and that fine ass of his so ive never really given boyfriend!aus a piece of my mind, but ill do my best! also this became really sexual lmao and I dont know what im doing

masterlist

sex is a big part of the relationship though

thats how It started

he was a one-night-stand who you ran into again a month later

it became a two-time thing

and then he had your number

and then it was more than two times

and suddenly you were in love

and the next time you ran into each other unexpectedly when you were out some dude was trying to get in your pants and jealous Matty wouldn’t have it

he fucked you into oblivion that night

and the next morning he decided to have the talk

“i want you, no one else. like I want you to be mine only”

“are you asking me to be your girlfriend?”

he wasn’t ever really cuddly before that but once you were official you got to see his most vulnerable sides

when he was out because of the injury he cried once because he was so angry and sad and frustrated over the whole situation

you just held him and he let you comfort him

but most of the time he’s the cheeky lil shit we know so well

pinches your ass when you dont expect him to

so you squeal in public sometimes and people turn their heads and he has the biggest grin on his face

his way of letting you know he’s horny is by walking up behind you and press his hard-on to your ass and kiss your neck

also grabs with your boobs

then he acts all innocent and pretends like he didnt do nothing

also sexual innuendos all the time

pretends like its all accidents but he knows wtf he’s doing

he gets you lingerie all the time

his favorites are black lacy things

really small things

his favorite thing to do is watch sports on the tv with his arm around you as your head’s on his chest

because he loves watching sports and he loves you and he wants you close to him all the time

so like lets acknowledge that this is a cocky lil shit who’s super competitive 

I mean remember the nhl18 thing

and something you do together a lot is play Mario kart

its a forever ongoing thing

your both super competitive and this could potentially ruin the relationship ngl

on average you probably win as much as the other

so its really a 50/50 thing

you get so angry at each other though

then there was that one time where the boys were over and you had a mini tournament

Mitch was in the lead, followed by you and aus tied

if you or Auston won the last game you’d pass Mitch and win

final lap came around and both you and matts were in the lead, going back and forth with who was fist and second

Mitch was right behind you, catching up

then Mitch got one of those red turtles and he threw it right at you

it was gonna hit you 100%

matts hit the breaks and went in behind you so it hit him instead

YES HE FUCKING SACRIFICED HIMSELF IN YOUR HOLY GAME 

you won

he didnt say anything, just passed the goal-line a bit later and put the controller down

you were celebrating like crazy and Mitch was so mad

the boys left after that

“so like.. I’ll do whatever you want tonight”

his eyes have never been so big

fuck

that was the first time you ever rode his thigh

he loves that shit

you thought he was gonna ask about anal but he never did

you gave him some good head though

he was a power bottom that night

jesus he loved watching your boobs bounce

and your body was stretching in all kinds of directions from time to time

after he just played with his head on your chest and listened to your heartbeat

“I honestly still cant believe you did that for me”

“what?”

“when we were playing mariokart”

“of course would, I love you”

so yeah that was the first time he said that

and at first you just stared at him and didnt know what to say

so he became really nervous like he really thought he fucked up

and he looked up at you and you just kissed him so hard and asdfghjklöä

“I love you too, baby”

he really likes hanging out with his teammates with you

for bye week you went to the Bahamas and you spent most of the time in bed in the pool

and he’d make you sit on his shoulders and do that pool-wrestling thingy 

you guys won obviously 

there is no couple that will ever beat you in anything lbh

POWER COUPLE AF

CHAMPIONS

and for dinner he always makes you taste his food

feeds you from his fork

“but you have to try it, its amazing!”

then you split dessert

oh and at games this is a whole thing on its own

he loves it when you wear his jersey

and if you’re not wearing his jersey he wants you to wear his clothes 

and you get so into it

jumping up and down when he scores

shrieks and screams

“YES MATTY THATS MY BOY”

he looks up at where you’re sitting now and then and smiles at you

especially when he’s scored

he really loves seeing you celebrate because of him

you’re always so excited and happy for him

and when you get home he fucks you while you’re wearing his jersey 

:-)

[kingasriel]

whats your rank of best WoF books?

shit dude thats such a hard question theyre just. So good

okay okay i think i got this so

1st - darkness of dragons, cause ugh. im gonna have to reread it now cause it fucks me up!! 99% of the book was so fucking good and i LOVE qibli SO MUCH i was just full of sunshine that he had his own book! also despite its shit terrible ending cause i wrote my own that a good portion of the fanbase considers canon over sutherlands so. not to kiss my own ass but its my book now and the best

2nd - darkstalker legends, oF COURSE cause im a huge fucking shithole kinnie!! i love that little bastard child!! and his sister!! and fathom! (clearsight can suck it) anyway that book really hit home hard with my family of abusers and the dynamic between my parents oh lor d! and darkstalker/whiteout are basically like the two sides of my little DID ass back then and i just. man that book made me cry! i gotta shut up before i only talk about this one lol

3rd - talons of power, b=cause i love that little turtle prince hes SO GOOD! he and peril are siblings and i WILL protect them!! also again for purrsonal reasons, im a scalie, and it was the book when darkstalker was first released and m an . i love this fucking little asshole. king of the shitlords. founder of the badly written abuse victims club. and i loved learning more about turtle and his own shit but also hang on EXCUSE Me why are he and kinkajou straight?? tui do you have eyes?

4th - moon rising, honestly this one is also really personal to me because it came out when i was REALLY hittin the depression hard and it was just so. wonderful and ofc i loved darkstalker immediatly lmao but it also introduced the Fun Gang of little gays and i just. love that winglet if anything happened to them id kill everyone in the room including myself (sidenote, sutherland is a fucking coward for not making winter/qibli a thing cause idk if shes reading what im reading cause those dragons are Not Hetero)

5/6th - escaping peril, becua se oh my god that was the arc that peril fucking deserves! i know sutherland has been really fucky with how she writes abuse victims but i felt like that book was good at portraying a mentally ill abuse victim’s recovery like. it was so fucking cathartic to read am so down for this theme of abused kids killing their parents! rest in shit scarlet and arctic!! i just love peril so much and though she deserves better than to be written hetero i hope that some abused kids can read her book and know theyre not the ones at fault?? idk man it was just refreshing

5/6th - the hidden kingdom, cause i LOVE glory so much and honestly this ones tied with perils book cause both are such satasfying arcs for abused characters. glory was a huge CC of mine back in the abused days and i definitely cried when she became queen shes just So Good. AND KINKAJOU!! the absolute #1 little banana! i love her so mUCh and sutherland is once again a coward for nearly killing her then making her straight AND not even giving her a book?? wheres my kinkajou book? wHEr

7th - the dark secret, cause who doesnt fucking love our favorite anxiety librarian !! i hate his weird gross straight crush on sunny (theyre like adopted siblings sutherland what the fuck!!) but aside from bad writing its so good like im so sorry poor dear your family sucks sO MUCH! and fatespeaker is honestly precious, those other children all deserved so much better omg. i jsut loved reading starflight and him overcoming is struggles im so proud ALSO MORROWSEER DIES HAAHHH

8th - the dragonet prophecy, i feel kinda bad putting this so low because i also love the first winglet (except sunny) but especially clay hes. SO good and round! soft and gentle potato! i wish he was my brother holy shit also gotta love that escape from abuse narrative! love those fucking kiddos theyre blessed, i guess id put it down here bc sunnys annoying but the rest of the book makes up for it especially the arena parts were so intense

9th - winter turning, cause even though sometimes he leans too hard on Het Prick i blame again the bad writing and i was still happy to read him experience actual growth and learning about his abuse was ooohghf. jesus christ im glad once again it ended with a change of heart and an abuse victim escaping their shitty relatives like LORD!

10th - the lost heir, and dont get me wrong i love tsunami, this book is mostly down on the bottom because i HATE mothers and her mother is insufferable in this book and reminds me of my own and its just. ugh. all kinds of yuck. coral die challenge. otherwise i love tsunami’s arcs and the sea kingdom was so beautiful and cool and seawing culture is fucking radical i loved the underwater segments sm! tsu, anenome, and auklet deserve better pls protect

11th - the brightest night, cause AAUHGH SUNNY. its weird cause i used to love this book so much and relate to sunny a lot before i realized i related to it because of how hard id been gaslighted and shes actually pretty fucking annoying in pressing her abused siblings into forgiving/loving their abusers and even partaking in the gaslighting herself. of course shes the only one who got a decent mother too! like it wouldve been better if shed gone through a realization like i had but nope! shes terribly written and honestly contributed to my own trauma cause i read that when i was younger and was like oh lol okay thats normal! im sure (abuser) actually means well like ive been thinking all along! idk i dont like her perspective being out there for impressionable abused kids like me. that aside i do really love thorn My Queen and the sandwing kingdom and that ending was fucking awesome

12th - the lost continent, i mean, i havent even read all of this one cause i dont want to pay money for a book that is full of racism apologism holy shit? and using such sensitive topics as slavery and genocide when sutherland isnt black/jewish/native? like from what ive read from the online excerpts and heard from others these things were just used as a plot device and not only that, a really ugly narrative about how hating oppression is bad cause uwu not all in privilege are like that!! blue deserved better than that! and i dont trust or like cricket at all, i wish i could but shit dude! also the racism of that clearsight religion on top of everything just leaves a bad taste in my mouth. i hope sutherland gets her head out of her ass and maybe next time have the help of people who know what theyre writing about in subjects outside of your experience! just give me a book about peacemaker being gay! jesus

im not counting the winglets cause i dont remember them enough ahgjkdh but let it be known that i Fucking Hate deathbringer

[tubapun]

Leather daddy asdfguy?

[dw-writes]

Ghost Protag 2

I enjoy writing this, it’s fun and a shameless self insert and I dont even care. It’s great. I hope you enjoy it, too.

Again, be forewarned. This story deals with some heavy stuff like depression, self harm, and suicide. I suggest if you’re not comfortable with these themes, that you don’t read. Thank you!

First Part Third Part

Even dead – yes, I am, in fact, going to keep talking about how I’m dead okay? It’s kind of a big deal for me – I still found myself following the streets until I was staring at the looming buildings of my university campus.

I can feel the judgement from here. Say whatever, but I at least decided to go after what I wanted and get that degree I wanted. Your age doesn’t matter you can do what you want! Take THAT DEPRESSION!

She said nothing. Good. Fuck off, you fickle bitch.

Anyway, I stopped next to a bus stop. It was outside the main building of campus, where they had the food court and printers and all that jazz. Not gonna lie, I still felt out of place when I went there, because everyone was years younger than I was. So out of place that I went and got a printer for my apartment. I was stuck eating noodles for two weeks because of it, but whatever. I had a printer. I didn’t have to pay ten cents a page for my essays anymore. Sue me. But as I stared up at the building, I felt sad. I wouldn’t be able to go in there again and get the really awful pizza that they made. Or sit in the too comfortable chairs in the basement and accidentally fall asleep.

I sat heavily on the bus bench and just…stared. I could hear birds and bugs and the faint music coming from one of the frat houses behind me. The occasional car roared past, speeding in the twenty zone. Who cared? No one. I didn’t even think there was a campus cop out right now.

I wanted to cry. Could I cry? I could run into doors, so I could probably cry. But no tears came. I started thinking of even more sad things, just to see if I could. I thought of how my cats would have to be rehomed, and how they probably didn’t even know that I wouldn’t be coming back. I thought of how I had done all that work towards that degree for nothing. I thought of the money that was just going to disappear, probably, from my bank account since I was – hahaha – dead.

Okay, I made myself WAY too sad. I felt my eyes welling up. Instead of wiping them away, like I had at the church, I let them fall. They rolled partially down my face before just…vanishing. I touched my chin, where they normally dripped off, and found it dry.

“This is such bullshit!” I screamed into the night. I stood and stomped my kitty slipper feet on the ground like I was two. “I can’t even cry properly?! What the actual fuck, universe!” I screamed. I screamed loud and hard and way too long for someone who should have been alive. When I couldn’t scream anymore, I stopped, and found myself disappointed when the sound didn’t echo.

I could feel a presence just behind my right shoulder, on the sidewalk, just standing there. Awkwardly. And staring. I wiped at my face anyway, even though my tears were apparently just floating away like tiny fucking helium balloons, and turned towards the presence.

It was a boy. A man? I dunno, but he was most definitely that awkward age were you think you’re one but you’re still probably the other but, legally, you’re the adult. Option B. The one that pays the taxes.

Oh, man, I didn’t have to pay taxes anymore. I didn’t get a tax return anymore. That sucks!

“Are you okay?” he asked. His voice was higher than mine, just a little, and he squeezed his arms when he asked the question. He hugged himself like he was cold and his black sweater was doing nothing to help him. It was a turtle neck with long sleeves. And boy, this kid needed sun. His was brown, but not very brown? Like, he had been taking his night classes a little too seriously? Get this poor child some Vitamin D!

I looked around as I registered his question. “Me?” I asked, when I saw I was the only one. His thin brown eyebrows lifted to tell me yes, he was in fact talking to me. A car turned the corner and rolled past him, its headlights illuminating him. His hair was swept up and away from his face, dark brown, and covered in a blue that was growing out almost too much. The sides of his head were cut close. He hadn’t gotten it done in a little while, alright. “You’re asking me if I’m okay?” I repeated.

He shook his head and shoulders like I was absolutely nuts. “Yeah. You were screaming,” he said. He shrugged his shoulders and unfolded his lanky arms to shrug again. “You’re the only other person—”

“Holy fucking shit, you can see me?” I interrupted, stumbling around the bench towards him.

He lifted his hands and backed up into the street. “Lady, I think you’re drunk.”

“Trust me, I am SO not drunk,” I said. I stopped, though, and rolled my eyes up in thought. “Am I?”

He started to walk away. “This is what I get for being a good person,” I heard him say to himself.

I scrambled after him, shouting wait at his back, until I managed to catch up and latch onto his arm. He, too, tripped over his own feet and yanked his arm away from me. “Why are you so cold?” he demanded.

“I’m cold?” I protested, “You’re cold! Did you just walk out of a freezer?”

“No, it’s just cold outside!” he shouted back. His head snapped to the side and he backed up to the sidewalk. It was then that I realized that I had followed him out into the road. Just in time for another car to roll down the street and barrel right into me.

Through me.

I didn’t, like, disappear. I was still there. I pressed my hands to my stomach and wailed as the car continued on. “What the fuck?” I squeaked. I looked at my palms and continued to press them into my abdomen. “What the fuck? I can’t go through a door but a car can go through me?!” I groaned and crouched in the road. “Oh my god, that was, like, the worst possible cramp I could have ever had.”

I could see the man child in the turtle neck anxiously pacing on the sidewalk. His messenger bag had dropped to the ground and his hands were buried in his hair. He stared at me. “You just got hit by a car,” he said.

“No, I think it went through me.”

“A car just went through you.”

“Yes?”

“Holy hell, a car just went through you.”

“We’ve established this. Let me cramp in peace.”

He practically slid across the ground, kneeling next to me in the road. “You’re dead,” he concluded.

I set my elbow on my knee and propped my chin in my hand. “No shit?” I asked, “And here I thought I was tripping balls.” The thrill of discovery flickered and almost disappeared from his eyes. He pulled me up from a crouch – with my protests – and pulled me back to the sidewalk.

“You’re a ghost,” he said slowly.

I would have smacked him if a wave of pain hadn’t rolled through my stomach. It, honestly, felt like the car had ripped through my back and squeezed out of my belly button. Worst cramps ever. “Yeah, I’m a ghost,” I said through gritted teeth. I held out my hand and sank to the ground, pressing as much as I could against my stomach. “God, that hurt,” I sighed.

The kid kneeled in front of me. “I’m Francisco,” he said. His letters rolled beautifully off his tongue. I could have swooned. “Pancho,” he added, “To…people.”

I looked up at him. The pain was starting to pass. Bless. “Pancho?” I repeated.

“It’s short for Francisco,” he persisted.

“…In what world?”

“Spanish!” he replied. The word was drawn out and upset. I could have laugh.

I could have done a lot of things. Instead, I swallowed down the nausea that was coming with the passing of the pain and held out my hand. “Piper,” I said, “Piper Mills.”

“Like paper mills,” he said as he shook my hand.

“Okay, okay, get it out, Pancho Man,” I shot back.

He sucked on his teeth. Carefully, he stood, and pulled me with him. “If you’re gonna make fun of me, at least be original,” he said. His head tilted. His hair fell just right. There was a pout, even. That feeling in the back of my mind pinged but I kept my mouth shut. People were in the cupboard for a reason. Shit, I was. Sitting quietly with my kitchen utensils were I belonged. Instead, I pulled my hand back and wrapped my arms over my stomach. “If you’re gonna make fun of the people that can see you, then you need to choose wisely,” he warned. He picked up his bag and shook his hair from his face. Again.

Ping ping, motherfucker.

I licked my lips. “People?” I asked.

It was like he just realized what he said. He pressed his lips together, eyes growing wide. Suddenly, his mouth split with an audible pop and there, right there, were fangs. A little stained like teeth of a wine drinker, but there, right there, were fangs that extended down from his upper gums and sat carefully over his bottom jaw. I watched as they shrank back into his gums until they looked like regular old – okay, who am I kidding, sharp as fuck canines.

What did my anthropology professor say? Oh, right.

I had a God damn, mother fucking paradigm shift right then and there. The universe itself tilted and the planets aligned and Zeus himself reached down to flick me in the back of the head. I knew what he was. I knew the word. Still, the only thing I could say was an intelligible, “Uhhhhhh.”

Pancho smacked his lips and sucked on his teeth again. He grabbed my arms and carefully turned me around. “That’s the normal reaction, it’s okay,” he murmured. He kept an arm around me as we walked. I half wondered what people who looked outside thought. Who knew. Vampires were said to be able to do a lot of things.

I did look up at him – boy was much taller than I was – and asked, “Are you just hugging air to people?”

“Yes, I am, so let’s walk faster,” he answered.

I knew campus was big, but I had never realized how big until Pancho took me to his university apartment on the. Other. Side. Of the world. I wish I were kidding. It was, like, fifteen blocks away from the bus stop bench. I didn’t even know the campus was that big, you know? But it was, and we walked up four flights of stairs and down, like, five hallways, until Pancho finally opened a door and unveiled his apartment.

There was a dog. There, right there, in the middle of the floor. It was small, and black, with a tail that was home to three perfectly round, although different sized, orbs of curled fur. That tiny, adorable, tea cup poodle jumped to its adorably small, teeny tiny paws, and barked as loud as it could.

Those damn evaporating tears poured down my face as I thought of my cats. Pancho panicked. He lowered me onto his leather futon near the door as I sobbed and asked me, repeatedly, what was wrong. I told him. I told him how my cats were at home by themselves, or probably with my parents, and I would never see them again. He had the fortitude to kiss my hair.

“Do you want me to get your cats?” he asked.

“Yes, I want my cats!” I wailed.

He carefully placed the tea cup poodle – named Thor – in my lap and set out every remote for the various devices around and connected to his television. He told me how to work his shower, how to work the stove if I was hungry, and left. The door clicked shut. It opened again as he asked for my address and I gave it to him through muffled and bubbly sobs as I buried my face into Thor’s fluffy tummy. He had rolled over in my lap. I was grateful. Pancho told me to give him an hour. The door shut and the lock clicked and I was alone with a happily panting Thor and my pathetic sobs. I righted Thor in my lap and he licked my face where my tears should have been. I smiled at scratched his ears.

“Well, that answers one question,” I cooed at Thor. He tilted his head at me. “Animals can see ghosts.” He leaned his face in towards mine and licked my nose clean. I squeezed my eyes shut as he continued to clean the rest of my face. When he was done, and his rancid dog breath was puffing in my face, I replied, “Thank you.”

He barked.

I nodded my head.

Thor jumped off my lap and click clacked his way across the hard wood floor to the kitchen, where he sat pretty next to a full food bowl. I followed him. He daintly pressed a paw into his food and brought it back to the floor. I stared at him. “You,” I stuttered, “You have food.”

He did it again.

“Yes, it’s right there.”

And again.

I crouched this time. “Food. Right there.”

Thor stood and shoved the plastic food bowl at me. I watched as it hit my foot. “I eat?” I asked, “I food?” Thor barked this time and sat back down. “I food,” I repeated. I stood and looked around the kitchen. “Me eat.”

Pancho’s kitchen was minimalistic and perfect – of course. The only flaw was a hook near a coffee pot that held a leash and collar, and a bowl underneath that held colorful doggy bags. The collar was teal. So was the leash. The leash itself was long and cloth and had black letters up and down it. I reached over and lifted a piece to read.

It said service dog.

I looked down at Thor. “Now you make sense,” I said. Thor lifted a paw. I dug around in the kitchen, finding little in the way of snacks and more in the way of garnishes for dishes. I opened a cabinet and found a single box of cereal. And in the fridge, milk. I made a bowl and sat on the island in the middle of the kitchen, kicking my feet and spooning the small sugary discs into my face. It was nice to eat. I didn’t feel hungry – I didn’t know if I could be hungry – but it was nice to eat. Comforting. Normal.

I looked around the apartment as I ate bowl after bowl until I had finished both the box of cereal and the milk carton. The living room had the futon, a matching chair, a glass coffee table, and a large flat screen with multiple game consoles and multimedia players underneath. There was a VCR. I couldn’t remember the last time I saw a VCR. Across from the island of the kitchen was a nice, square dining table, fit for four people. On the walls behind it were old pictures. Sepias and black and whites, with a single person in every one. I walked around the island, dragging my feet, and stared at them. It was the same man in every one.

It was Pancho.

The two walls were filled floor to ceiling in a gallery setting. It was a chronicle of his time. It was damn amazing. I wondered if he took the photos or had someone take them.

The door opened and I whipped around. Pancho was setting down two crates. He opened them carefully. From one shot a rotund feline in shades of brown. She yelled and yelled as she looked around, until her eyes settled on me. I fell to my knees as she waddled over and climbed into my lap. From the second slinked out a thinner, darker cat. He was much smaller and slight, and very very nervous. He, too, shot across the room to me once he spotted me. I sprawled on the floor and hugged them both too me.

Pancho make awkward sounds. “I don’t know how ghosts work,” he said. He shrugged. “But I can take all your stuff and bring it here. I’ve got another room.” I babbled at him. It was complete nonsense. Pancho patted his thighs. “I’m taking that as a yes.” He pointed across the living room to one of three doors. “I’m just gonna go make a bed for you,” he said.

There was a long time where I just stayed on the floor, smooching and hugging my cats even though they didn’t want the affection. My rotund child, Anna – Actually, Grand Duchess Anna Petrovna, but semantics – yelled as I buried my face in her stomach. She was purring. What a little liar. My other cat, Cracker Jacks, very gently meowed as he settled on my stomach. I heard Pancho walking past me as he made up the room. He stopped and his knees cracked.

“It’s getting close to morning,” he said softly.

“How did you get my kids so easily?” I asked instead.

He shrugged. “I have my ways,” he said. Vampire ways, probably. Fair enough. I wouldn’t push it. He ran a hand over Anna’s back. “I have to sleep soon, but you do whatever.”

I stared at him, at his stupid teal and brown hair and his stupid narrow face and hooked nose and giant ass eyes. What a stupid kid. What a nice kid. “Thanks,” I finally said.

Pancho shrugged. “We uh…” He cleared his throats and his eyes darted around. “We supes gotta stick together.”

Yeah. Supes. That’s the community name now. He patted my head and stood. “Hey, how old are you?” I asked. His mouth dropped open. “Is that a vampire faux pas I just committed?” I asked again.

“Uhhh,” was his response. He shrugged. “Nineteen.” I almost protested. What the fuck? What the actual fuck? Who in their right mind decided ‘oh hey, this kid is a tasty morsel, how about I convert him into a vampire?’ That’s, like, what parents do when they send their ten year olds to bible camp. “I’m going to bed now.” I tilted my head as I followed his form with my eyes. He opened the middle door in the wall. The room beyond was completely dark. Like. Horror movie dark. Roll for dark vision dark. I didn’t even know if he had windows. Maybe he didn’t.

What all was true for vampires?

I opened my mouth to ask but Pancho shut the door behind him. I saw he had one of those door fit things underneath it, the kind you use in winter to keep your warm air inside the house. There was another on the top of the door. Neat.

The fat Anna Banana crawled under my chin and sprawled across my chest and throat, pinning my head into that really awkward position. The sun rose. Kept rising. Made a bright square right on my face. I suffered. But I refused to move because my cats were asleep. Was I a great mom, or what?

Finally, Anna moved and padded somewhere and I heard the sound of claws in litter and wondered when the HELL Pancho had brought that, too. Weird. Vampires were weird. Cracker Jacks followed her and I attempted to roll backwards, heels over head, and failed with a choking sound. I climbed to my knees instead. I guess being a ghost didn’t come with cool supernatural powers like flexibility. I looked down at my green pants and frowned.

“Do ghosts wear normal people clothes or is there a ghost mall?” I shouted towards Pancho’s room.

“Fuck off,” came the muffled reply. I shrugged. Fair. I went to one of the other two doors and opened it to find a bathroom. It was nice – as nice as an apartment bathroom could be – and I took the chance to shower. Shampoo and conditioner and soap at least cleaned me off. One new thing I have learned about being a ghost. Once I was wrapped in a towel, I dug around Pancho’s drawers until I found a case of new toothbrushes. I stole a green one. He wouldn’t mind. I hoped, anyway. I scrubbed my teeth as vigorously as I had scrubbed my body and my hair and left.

The last door was a second bedroom. Bare of anything personal, it had a bed and a closet and a dresser and windows. You know, like a room would. I opened the closet and found some of Pancho’s clothes. I wondered if he had the closet in his own bedroom full. Probably. Boy looked like he shopped at places with half naked male models pretty often. I grabbed a pair of jeans that were almost too small and a shirt that was, also, almost too small. Would people see floating clothes? How did this ghost thing work? Could I scare people?

I pondered this for so long that when I stopped pondering, my hair was dry and in awkward curls and angles. I decided to test it. Shoving my hair back, I jogged across the apartment and grabbed a piece of fruit off the counter. A lime. Perfect.

Why did Pancho have limes?

Anyway, I opened a window wide enough to stick my arm out of it. Peeking through the window, I waited until someone passed by on the sidewalk. Then, I pushed the window completely open, leaning out, and dropped the lime on the kid’s head. He yelped and looked up. But he didn’t say anything. I even waved. Stuck my hand in my shirt and waved. Still, nothing.

Neat. I mean, it still sucked that I was a ghost. But now I was a lime throwing ghost that people couldn’t see in normal non-ghost clothes. Neat. I closed the window to make sure my cats wouldn’t jump out and, also, become ghosts, and sat on the floor. I didn’t really know what else to do. I looked over to where the crates sat and saw a few backpacks were sitting with them. Pancho had the good graces to grab some of my things, too. How nice.

Us supes really DO stick together, holy hell.

When I made it to the bags, I started to open them. One was filled with clothes. Well, I was already dressed, so he’d have to deal. Another was filled with my bathroom stuff. I pulled out a full bottle of my anti-depressants and shook it. It felt necessary to take one, so I did. Honestly, I was a little afraid of not taking it, even though I was dead. I remembered, one time, when I stopped taking my shit, and spent two days sobbing and wanting to die. I didn’t feel like doing that again. I dunked the bottle back into the bag after I was done and continued to look through the bags.

The door to Pancho’s room swung open. I looked back. The apartment was dark.

“How the fuck does ghost time work?” I asked. He shrugged as he made his way to the bathroom. “It was, like, noon not even twenty minutes ago.”

“Maybe it’s like when you sleep,” he said through a yawn. He stopped in the bathroom door and lifted the green toothbrush I had used. I shrugged this time. “Don’t make me regret this,” he threatened.

“Like you would kick me out.”

“I just met you yesterday,” he pointed out.

Valid. I kept my mouth shut. He showered and primped and pampered while I dug out socks and a pair of shoes. Ghost time passed. He nudged me, fully dressed and hair styled, and I looked up. “We’re gonna see a friend of mind. She might know a little more about what happened to you than I do.”

“Why do you say that?” I asked as I stood.

He led me outside and down the stairs. “She’s a journalist. She’s got her nose so deep in the supernatural scene that she knows anything that happens before it even happens.” Pancho’s eyes landed on me. “She should have an idea.”

I held up my hand and kicked the lime I had thrown when we reached it outside. “I fully trust the community reporter with my life.” Pancho said nothing. I wondered if he regretted helping me. Probably, I mean, now he has this roommate that doesn’t contribute anything, and that he didn’t even ask for.

Common Sense stepped in and said, “Shut up, you frivolous bitch, we just died.”

Depression backed into her corner. Yeah. Take that. Why can’t I listen to Common Sense more often?

I followed Pancho to a squat building off campus, one not too far from where he lived. He didn’t even knock. Instead, he just pushed the door open and a little bell dinged his arrival. “Miss Villa?” he sang into the office room. Office was generous. It was a little suite in a building, housing four desks and a door that was probably a back room. The back door was propped open with a bright red heel. That heel pushed the door open and a girl peeked out.

Retro. Retro. Fucking Retro. She owned the retro name. A cute sweetheart dress in black and white with buttons on the front, tight curls framing her head, and the brightest red lipstick I have ever seen. It matched her shoes. She grinned. “Mr. Zapata,” she greeted cheekily.

Please be my friend.

Pancho moved me towards a desk. “This is Piper Mills.”

“Like Paper Mills?” the girl asked.

“Haaaah,” I responded.

She crossed the room and held out her hand. “Paloma Villa,” she introduced herself. When I shook her hand, her expression changed. “Oh,” she said, “Piper.”

I made an unhappy sound. “Yup, Piper,” I said, I shoved my hands in the deep front pockets of the jeans I wore. “The girl that apparently killed herself.”

“Apparently?” Paloma asked. She kicked her heels off and sat in a chair. “The paper said it was a suicide. Open and shut.”

“Pap—I was in the paper?” I asked. I rounded the desk.

She turned the screen off. “You probably shouldn’t read it,” she murmured, “Maybe just…take a seat.”

“I’m not sensitive, I’m dead,” I stated. I crossed my arms. “Pancho said you’d know about things about…ghosts. Can you tell me?”

Paloma sighed. “Let’s go somewhere else,” she said. She turned the computer off and stood. I followed.

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○I dont know if this is the same anon, but im going to answer these 2 asks in this post. Im also sorry for taking long, ive been working 6 days a week and have barely any time for myself on my dayoff○

Ah, i see youre using @turtle-babe83 s prompts c; Hope you dont mine Kass

⚠️ Raph and reader are over 18, alright y'all? by clicking Keep reading, you agree to seeing mature content ⚠️

Midnight Lover ❤💖

You and Raph had been dating a while. It was quite a shock to you when you found out he was also a vampire but you didn't care. Night time was the only time you got to be with him, though. And even though you were tired at times at your job, it was worth it to be with the only one who treated you like you were the most valuable thing in the world, unlike most men you've dated in the past.

Last night, Raph told you he had something to do but he'd make it up to you. He told you to meet him at the abandoned building down 23rd Street at midnight tomorrow night. "Get some sleep," he'd said to you before blending into the shadows.

Now you were waiting for Raph. It was a bit after midnight according to your cell phone. You was starting to get impatient because you couldn't really rest the night before. It was like you were addicted to him; he was always on your mind, and he just made your body go crazy when he was around.

Lost in your thoughts you didn't hear or see the turtle in red. His well muscled arms wrapped around your waist, pulling you into him. "Hope I didnt keep you waiting," he softly said in your ear. Shivers went down your back as you let out a throaty moan.

"Nope, you're right on time."

He nuzzled in the side of your neck, breathing in your scent. Heat bubbled in the very core of your body and spread through your veins. His fangs lightly scrapped across your skin, making you whimper a little and squeeze your thighs together. His hands danced over your body as his lips left kisses behind your ear and all the way down to your already exposed shoulder.

"R-Raph..." you whimpered, already so turned on. You knew he was, too, because his arousal was getting hard, pressing into your lower back. Your vision, as well as your mind, was hazy with desire. You wanted Raphael to take you fast and hard. You noticed that he stayed near your neck where your pulse beat.

"What do you want, y/n, baby?" he teased.

In your lust drunken haze you replied,"Bite me. Make me yours~"

Raph felt his member throb. Oh, god, he wanted to taste you, all of you. Just because he was a vampire didn't mean he didn't have those urges. The only thing that stopped him from humping you like a wild animal before was because he didn't want to hurt you.

"Do you even know what you're saying? I could hurt you..."

"I trust you, Raph. You'd never hurt me. Please... I want it"

The look in your eyes, the flushed color of your cheeks had done him in. He couldn't resist you. He sighed and then said,"Alright. I'm gonna make you feel so good, babygirl."

He snuck his hands under your shirt and cupped your breasts, twirling and pinching your nipples to hard nubs. You would've been embaressed by how you were acting and by the sounds you were making, but you didn't care. You just wanted Raph inside you, claim you as his.

After endless minutes of teasing and foreplay, you were so dripping wet enough for him to slide his tip inside you with ease. "Please~" you begged him near to tears. He sat and laid you down. The cool floor on your back made you gasp. As he spread your legs to get in between them, you saw how big he was, and how there was a pearl of precum on his tip.

He lowly growled at the sight of your sex swollen and glistening, ready for him. He knew you were close plenty of times, and he was too. He didn't know how long he was going to last. He lined himself to your entrance and asked,"Do you know how a turtle takes his mate?"

"Show me" you replied, squirming and wiggling, trying to get the head of his member inside.

He smirked at you and slid the head of his massive cock inside you. You felt him slowly stretching you with each inch. It felt so good. You moaned and rose your hips trying to take all of him. He pushed your hips back down, took the back of your kness, and pushed your legs toward your chest.

"Ohhhhhh, god, Raph~ Mmmmmm"

"Mmmmmm, y/n, feel so good." He gave a thrust forward. A squeal escaped your lips. "So tight and wet." he said in between grunts and groans. "I'm gonna cum so deep, imma paint your insides with my hot cum."

He felt the tip of your cervix and started rocking hard. His hips met yours, and yours met his. Your soft moans turned into screams of pleasure. You screamed his name over and over as he pounded you. Your hands scrambled to grab something as you were drowning in white hot ecstasy.

He used most of lower body weight to hold your legs open and leaned down to your neck. He hot breath and pants fanned over your ear, making you squirm and arch your back with a long desperate moan. "You're gonna drown in my cum when I'm done claiming you, forever." His fangs sank into the beating vein in your neck. The moment your hot blood touched his tongue, his lips sucked and pulled the pouring blood down his throat.

The thrusting of his hips, his cock filling you, and the sharp pain of his bite made your toes curl. Everything was too much. Your climax shook your body hard, and you cried out as you clenched around him, wanting to milk every drop of his cum. His fangs let go of your neck to let out a deep roaring cry of release as rope after rope of hot thick cum filled you.

After coming down from your high for a moment, he asked,"Are you alright?" He was so lost in the ecstasy that he forgot to check in on you. "Yeah," you breathlessly replied.

Raph took you in his arms and lapped at your neck, getting every drop of blood and trying to stop the bleeding. His hand cupped your backside, holding you to him to keep him inside you. You knew you were going to be sore, not be able to walk for a little while. But it was worth it, you thought to your self as you smiled and driftes off to sleep, feeling full and satisfied.

[bloody-hands-pure-hearts1329]

They hate me Part 3

Thats part 3 of my selfinsert fic who started as a dream enjoy^^

Chapter 3

Two weeks later the Shredder kept searching for me almost every night the brothers had to go out on patrol now to stop the foot ninjas. I on the other hand tried to remember my old life I decided to train and realized quick as Splinter did some tests with that I am master on the Kusari Gama. It made me feel much better to know that I was not weak and could fight against the foot if needed too. All I needed was to get stronger as quick as possible, only Splinter watched over me as I went to the gym so I would not go to far, my body was still in it’s healing process from the long coma and from what this bastard did to me.

Inside my head I had now a door with countless locks to keep this memory far away blocked out form me. All that was important now was to safe my family. Even thought they wouldnt want to be saved. I believe they are not as evil if I can change they can do the same.

"WE ARE BACK!" Mikey screams over the whole lair making me stop my training and walk out of the gym over to them.

Mikey is the only turtle I allow to touch me...I dont know why I can’t stand if Raph or Donnie touch me. Leo never tried so I do dont know how I will react to his touch. Mikey hugged me tight and hugged him back before he tells me all about the patrol and how kicked some bad guys butt’s.

Raph walks over and I immedatly back away. He looks down at me his eyes showing that he felt hurt because of me treating him this way. But I cant help it if he touches me I feel like I am back to this horrible place. I know its unfair and I hate myself for it but I could nothing about it...maybe with time it would stop.

"What is your problem!" he growls at me and grabs me by my wrist. I scream and start panicking and my body shakes madly.

"LET ME GO!" I scream him begging.

"NO FUCK I HAVE ENOUGH OF THIS SHIT LOOK AT ME!" he shouts at me. His brothers look in shock at us not knowing what to do. I look in to his eyes.

"I BEAT THIS BASTARD UP FOR YOU AND IF THE OTHERS DIDNT COME I HAD KILLED HIM! SO STOP FUCKING TREAT ME LIKE HIM!" he shouted in my face I could see the anger and hurt in his golden orbs. He lets me go and walks angry past me, I stay there staring before him.

I look down feeling tears in my eyes the hand of my wrist he held on to slowly clenching to fist.

"Elle?" asked Donnie coming closer.

"It’s fine I deserved this Donnie he is right I treat you like you did this to me but you didn’t! I am sorry" I tell him before turn my back on all and walk away to lock myself in my room.

There I took deep breaths before I walked to my bed to lay down and shut my eyes trying to once again make myself remember my old life. I dont know how but suddenly

Flashback

I found myself in a flashback. I was ordered to the Shredder as I walked in the door behind me closed and I found myself smirking at him. "You already missed me my master?" my voice was tempting and low as I looked at this monster like he was the best man on earth. I screamed inside for it to stop as he grabbed my flashback self hard walking me over to his desk to throw his all of it before laying me down on top starting to rip open my blouse and skirt. "Enough talking my deadly flower" he whispered to my lips before I feel his handy wandering down my body.

"NIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEET! BASCHALUSTA NIET!" I scream and open my eyes my heart pounting in up to my ears this way I didn’t heard my door getting kicked in by someone all I knew I found myself second later in strong arms rocking me while I try all to calm down my breathing and my wild beating heart.

After what felt like hours I finally calmed down and opened my eyes to see to my surprise Raphael being the one holden me. His eyes where still closed as he rocked sitting on his side ways on his lap with my knees up pressed with the rest of my body against the cold and hard surface of his plastron.

"Raphael?" I say my voice really low but it still reaches him and he opens his eyes looking down at me. "I..."

"Wanna scream again?" he asks and wants to let me go.

"NO! Please stay!" I hear myself saying, he stops immedatly and put his arms tighter around me as I start shaking again.

"I am...sorry" I whisper again he only lets out a chirpping sound I look at him in confusion. This makes him blush and look away I use this opportunity and kiss his cheek it was only few seconds but I felt myself blushing like a teen after it while my heart was beating up to my neck. He lets me go and I quick turn my back on him. "Thank you" I whisper with slightly shaking voice.

Raph growls mumbles something before I feel his hand on mine.

"If something I am in the gym" he told me while caressing before he left me, sitting there staring at pics of the guys Mikey made for me. It showed Leo in meditation, Raphael lifting, Donnie working on something while his tongue showed out and him posing sexy for me while leaning on a surfboard.

It made me smile and slightly chuckle while caressing their faces on every picture no matter what I had this guys on my side and only with them I will find a way to save my family.

At the foot clan lair

Shredder was cooking, how could this freaks take away his Elvira?! He was disgusted by the thought of this turtle freaks being around her. He stood up from his throne and walked over to the big window looking out.

“Don’t think you can hide from me! You belong to me!" he said and clenched his fist. He smashed his fist against the thick glass as remembered the way I looked at him in fear and disgust.

"Watashi wa anata o mitsukete, anata no kaibutsu ga watashi no te de shinu no o miru yō ni shimasu!!" (I will find you and will make you watch your freaks die by my hands! ) he swore while looking down at the city his rage growing with every day his men came down beat up by the turtles.It knocked on the door and growled a short

"Come in!" before the door opened to show Erik the brother of the woman who made him send out his men every night to find her.

"Mister Little what a surprise" he says and walks back to his throne to take sit down gesturing the foot member to take a seat on one of the chairs before him. "What can I do for you?" the master asks the young man calm hiding his anger inside.

"I know a way to get my sister back master" Erik tells him with a evil smirk.

"Oh really interesting tell me" the Shredder fold his hands leaning on them while looking curious at the man before him.

"She needs to think I changed sides, we need to make it look like I am hunted down by you and the turtles to..."

"She is not stupid she will look behind this but if you got hurt not enough to die but enough to make them take you back to the lair, this way you will have two days to gain her trust and get her to leave the lair in the night with you to a place. Let’s say you and your mother managed to flee from me so you bring her to a manhole to her hiding place. If you get there she will be awaited by me!" he smirks over this seemingly perfect plan.

Erik stays silent it was never a good idea to say your opinions  to his sadistic master. He only nods and asks him if he is allowed to leave. "Yeah go to your room I will send Karai for you to make this tomorrow to make the first part of our plan work" the Shredder dismisses my brother.

My brother walks down the floor to the lift to get back to his room. "Its all your fault sis, how can you stay with those freaks? I dont regonize you at all!" he walks quick out and slams the door behind him. Angry he put all in his living room to wall so nothing could disturb his training, he let his rage out in form a hard training with his katana. Enjoying sounds it makes as it cuts through the air.

Same time with the turtles

I leave my room to walk over to Splinter and knock on the door of his room. He calls me in and slide his japanese door to the side bowing slightly as I say: "I am sorry for disturbing you and Leo but I need to talk with you master Splinter and I am afraid it can’t wait" Both look at me I try to be as respectful as possible.

"Leo please leave me and Miss Little for a while" the old rat told his son who nods Leo walks past me I give him a apologizing smile and he waves it off with a slight head shaking.

"Come in and sit down can I offer you some green tea my child?" Splinter asks me with  gentle smile.

I nod smiling walking over to him sitting down before him and watch him as he pours some of the tea in a cup for me. I blow on it before I take a sip and smile wide after it, it felt so good to feel the warmth spreading through my body.

"Thank you its really delicious." I compliment the tea he smiles nodding at me. "I am here because I well I wanted to ask if there is a technique to restore me memories. I still can’t remember much and what I do is confusing me only. So if there is a way to make me remember all at once please show me master Splinter" I beg him while holding on tight to the cup.

"There is a techinque but it could be hurtful, I think it would be better if you let your memories restore slowly by itself without forcing it" he explains to me what I thought he would tell me.

A sigh leaves my lips I am disappionted that he didnt want to help me remember my old life.

"Guess I tried" I whisper taking antoher sip of the tea while feeling his eyes on me.

"Your soul is broken my child you need to first learn to fight the demons your hiding behind this many looks inside you" he shocks me, how could he know how I this door I imagined to protect myself from what happens looks like?

"How?"

"This will stay my secret for now my child" he told me smirking, I finish my tea and get up.

"Okay well thank you four your advice master Splinter" I tell him smiling and walk out even more confused than before.

"Elvira?" I hear Leo ask and turn around to him.

"Yes?" I ask him walking over to him.

"You look like you could use and hour of meditation why dont you join me?" he asks me I look at him still confused because he all this time he kept his distance from me.

"Okay" I nod and follow him to his meditation room, there I sit down beside him on the gym mattrass covered floor.

We meditate in silence I really try to empty my head and get this many thoughts in order but I cant stop them.

"I give up!" I scream out making Leo look at me.

"I cant live like this! I feel like going insane I don’t know what was real and was is dreamed up about my life!" I tell him after he asks me feel his hand on my shoulder while he trys to calm me down.

I didn’t push him off I just look at him before i pull him in closer and my lips against his, I didn’t know why the fuck I did it. But it felt like I need this right now. He is tense at first then he surprises me by kissing me back,

“What the fuck is going on here!” A voice far away in my head screams at me, as I get on to his lap and let him take over the kiss moaning over his hands rubbing my back.

Then I open my eyes in shock and quick get off him.

"I am sorry I didn’t...mean to..." I tell him before pull open the door running away past Mikey to my room locking myself inside it.

"What is wrong with me!" I ask to myself while sitting down with my back to the door, wanting to slap me for taking advantage of Leo’s kidness like that!

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Anonymous ask: do you have any pets? What are their names? Why do you keep them? What got you into keeping them? Do you have any future pet plans? 💖💖

Ok anon do u really wanna get into this convo? Itll take a while.

Okay so im at college so rn the only pets with me are my fishb a male halfmoon plakat named Cosmos Florence the second, a nerite snail named Nertb and a black mystery named Onyx. I keep them because god man i just. I just love em so much ya know? Its like. I have this little ball of hate and rage in my dorm who has such a beautiful personality and then to complement that i have these chill snaild who r just trying really hard. Back home we have even more pets and oh man oh man i love them?? They are what love and joy looks like?? We have my dogs, cat, turtle, lizards, birds, hairless guinea pigs, fish, and chickens.

The chickens are named Short Bread and Oreo bevause of how they looked when they were younger. Oreo is a little spunkyer that Short bread while i think short bread is a little…. Confused? Yeah just generally confused by everything.

We have Mr. T, our full grown, healthy red ear slider who lives in a small pond in the back yard with a few feeder fish he never ate. Those fish have grown to be his pals and he just. Hase never eaten them.

Then we have the birds, Able, who likes to tell at you if u look at her to long. Her hobbys are chewing through toys as she is hanging from them and being suprised when she falls. We then have Birbank, named after the airport my dad found him at, who lives very closely with his bf Ruby. Birbank is a grey and white cockatiel and Ruby is a green Indian Ringneck. They had being more than 2 feet apart for longer than 2 seconds and often u will find Ruby yelling when Birbank flys somewhere he cant go (ruby doesnt know how to fly) and birbank screaming when he realises the mistake he made. Ruby likes to give people kisses and is a lover, not a fighter. Birbank likes to hiss at peanuts and ignore everything besides Ruby. Next we have our Canary, Mango whos fav food is blue berrys and kale. He likes to sing when he hears trumpets and my flute. He has a club foot so when we adopted him the bird rescue we got him from was relived because no one else would take him. He is the most graceful flying bird i have ever seen! Finally we have the zebra finch named Shimmy. When we first adopted him he had a super bad plucking problem and was almost completly bald but hes doing much better now, aggressivly peeping when he hears the canary.

Okay now we have 2 lizards, a leopard gecko named Romeo and a crested gecko named Gargoyle. Romeo is a sweet boi with a chubby tail who loves his crickets fast and his meal worms slow. He has one of those reptile hammocks but he prefers climding his cave more. Gargoyle is a sweet girl who will only eat her food when it starts to harden again for some reason. We dont know why but she does and shes kinda a butt. But ya gotta love her!

Our cat’s name is Figaro and she’s currently bald. She had to get shaved, the vet said shes getting up in her years so when she stopped grooming for a month and got matts in her long fur they said she had basicly cat arthritis. Shes doing good and her hobbies are (well atleast when i was home) meowing in my mouth at 3 am to tell me she ate all her food and wanted more.

Wr have 5 dogs so just get ready for that. All our dogs but 1 is a rescue. Coal is a chow/black lab mix. She was adopted as a pup from a local animal rescue and she kniws the mist tricks. Shes a good girl who likes hugs, treats, and when u massage her face. Her favorite toy is a yellow stick that she will bring to you when asked. Shes the second youngest! Lily is the youngest, i sometiems call her satan but only because she is a trickster! You will turn around and shell be on the table eating food, stealing anything from coal, and trying to think up world domination. She and Coal are super close, when we got her Coal went all MaMa dog and now they are inseparable. What makes it better is that Lily is a half Chihuahua/Pomeranian mix so shes tiny next to Coal. Our third youngest is Scarlet, wr think shes the product of a long hair Chihuahua and a deer head Chihuahua. Shes a primadonna who enjoys her alone time and pets. She also like to be held, mainly like a baby so u can hold her and tub her tum. She also REALLY LIKES CAR RIDES like man even going to the vet shes jazzed. Second oldest is Vinnie, a pug my bro ham adopted. Hes super sweet and good he likes face squishes and whrn he naps his tail uncurles. He stands very proper like hes a gentleman and likes to sit on ur feat. He has a grain allergy so he eats special grain free food. Next we have the oldest of our dogs MY SWEET BABY GIRL GIGI. shes my sun and moon. We got gigi when i was 8 and when i was 10 my sister went to college, leaving her for me to takr care of. And well, shes literally the most important thing in the world to me. My sister got her from a breader (which i dont like cus dogs in shelters need homes) but shes a Brussels Griffon so the breader croped her ears and tail. I DO NOT CONDONE THE PRACTICE OF CROPPING AND PART OF A DOG UNLESS SUGGESTED BY A VET, SOME DOGS GET THEIR TAILS CROPPED BECAUS ETHEY BREAK BONES IN THEM AND THAT IS THE ONLY CROPPING I CONDONE. Her ears were cropped lopsidedb and improperly which brought many problems to her later on. She developed many ear infections that have caused her to scratch her ears until they bleed, has had medication for 3 different ear infections, and has almost no ear canal left. Her vet has told us she is almost deef. Also as she got older she got chronic dry eye and takes medicated eye drops for it but shes fine as long as she has those. She needs loud or sharp sounds to get her attention so i trained her to respond to clapping, whistling (which i do very loudly) and snapping fingers. She is a sweet heartb adn a super velcro dog! I cried for three days after i had to go to college and they drive her up to visit me. When im home she goes looking for me if im out of site for 2 minutes, will wait at the bathroom door for me, stare up the stairs when i go to shower, and press her face against closed doors she knows i went through. Whne she does the last thing i have to drum my fingers on the door so she knows to move back before i open it. I miss her horribly and i skype her almost every day, she gets super excited! The first few days i was gone she actually wouldnt stop barking at night. Shes also a cuddle baby and she doesnt sleep unless she is touching me ao it was probably rough for her. I miss her but ill be able to see her in october when i go to my sisters wedding.

The fish! Okay so my mother has a 75 gallon gold fish aquarium and a 30 gallon in the garage with nithing in it yet (shes thinking tetras). The gold fish tank has 2 butter fly tails and some bristle nose plecos. It also has many a snail rn! A friend of ours dismantled a large aquarium of his own ( he is going through a very hard time financially and im hoping everything works out for him) and gave us the plecos and snails. The snails are 3 rabbit snailsb one nerite (he gave us 2 but the other is with my betta) a few black mysteries, and a golden apple who i named Big Mama.

Lemme tell u about big mama real fast. I call her this because, first of all shes a full grown golden appleb second of all because shes a mama. He had a live planted tank thich included a moss ball he has been taking care of for 5 year, its the size of my head and when we put it in the 75 gallon it because the main pice of the tank. What we found out later was that Big Mama had made her family in ut and we have abou 20 BABY GOLDEN APPLES IN THERE ALONE!! He also gave us an anibius fern which i put in my betta’s tank and after getting to college and living hear for a few weeks i found out there were eggs on it because I KNOW HAVE MANY A BABY GOLDEN APPLE. these ones tho r much smaller than the moss ball ones, mine being hatchlings and those being the size of a finger nail. But anyway they have grown large enough where i can tell they r not pest snails and i will be rehoming them to other fish keepers in my dorms once they get a little bigger.

My mom has 3 hairless guinea pigs. Did you know that at petco people tend to walk in and drop off pets they “just dont want any more”? Well it hapoens a lot and my mom fell in love with them instantly. We have Billy, the oldest, Piggy, the middle in age, and sweet baby Bear who is small and young. They are all good boys and are doing very well so far in their new home! My mom had already owned billy and was looking into getting him friends, (guinea pigs live friends! They actually should be kept in atleast pairs but we were not aware at first, now we know better) all three of them are being slowly introduced! Bear and Piggy already live together but we dont want to rush this process and put billy right into the mix, that would probably be the worst think. They are slowly beibg acclimated to eachother.

I guess you could say i love pets because they are sweet and wonderful. I keep most of them because i know i can care for them, that i have the space, and the resources. I have the time and the will to foster a loving home for all my pets, and so does my family. Animals are a big part of my life and i love all of them with all my heart.

My future plans? Well nothing soon! Im in a dorm so Cosmos and his snail friends are all ivr got planed rn. But i hope to, onece in the distante future, get a tank with a school of danionella dracula in it, they are tiny fishb only getting half an inch in side. But id need a good tank for them since they school about 12 and id like to do the whome thing live plants (i also want one of those rimless aquatiums hnnnnnnnngh) i hope to upgrade cosmos to a larger aquarium b currently hes in a 2.5 which is enough for a betta, sure, but id rather he be in a 5 gallon. But really? I just wanna go home n be with GiGi more than anything.

Thank you for the ask!

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REDi.:.Mix 25

Episode 25 of the REDi Mix is just pure vibes selected to tap into all moods to kick off the Summer '17 feels. Press Play & Enjoy. curated by: @iammiikey Like, Repost, + Share the Love.. REDi Mix 25!

@iammiikey Live Set Dates Below:

———————————————– 05.17.2017 // 4pm-8pm via #EFWQueenWest #Toronto 05.18.2017 // 4pm-8pm via #EFWTheAnnex #Toronto 05.21.2017 // 8pm via #Equinox #ModClub #Toronto ————————————————-

REDi.:.Mix 2.5 TrackList via :

Tim Schaufert - Are We Crazy 

Offset - Monday (Prod. OG Parker x Deko) 

Quavo - Paper Over Here 

Travis Scott - Green & Purple f/Playboi Carti 

AsAP Rocky - RAF Feat. Frank Ocean Lil Uzi Vert & Quavo 

esta. - catalina dea 

GEOTHEORY - NxWorries - Suede (GEOTHEORY Remix) 

Danny Brown - Kool Aid (CDQ) 

Travis Scott - Butterfly Effect 

ICYTWAT - PS42WWs (Ft. silkMoney) 

Divine Council - Council Shit (Prod. By ICYTWAT) 

KILLY - Killamonjaro 

Castro - Hellalujah #CMDWNCOLLECTIVE 

LIL UZI VERT - 1.5 -LUV SCARS K.o 1600 (Produced By Dj Plugg) 

Swoosh God - Get Out My Face Ft. Famous Dex & Rich The Kid 

lil purpp (smokepurpp) - Glock inside my benz (Prod. TM88) 

Rich Chigga, Keith Ape & XXXTENTACION - Gospel 

ToryLanez - Out Of Center - Tory Lanez x Dave East 

ToryLanez - MAGNOLIA (SWAVE SESSION)

Playboi Carti - Magnolia 

MosPants - Fed 

FALCONS - Boo You Know Ft. GoldLink 

Jay Whiss - Welcome To The Life (Prod. Murda Beatz) 

Lou Phelps - Tell Me 

DILIP - wokup 

Eazy Dew - Le Saut 

brysontiller - Somethin Tells Me 

brysontiller - Get Mine (feat. Young Thug) 

Mr Eazi Ft. Stefflon Don & Haile WSTRN - Skin Tight (Remix) 

WSTRN Ft. MoStack - Social (Official Audio) @WSTRNmusic @UmarsSoundz 

Kojo Funds x Abra Cadabra - Dun Talkin 

DFNSE - Castles [SoulEtiquette Premiere] 

Playlist Retreat - CHASING GOOSEBUMPS 

IAMNOBODI - 02 Luthers Joint 

Penthouse Penthouse - Lafa Taylor & Aabo - Run To Me (penthouse disco edit) 

Che Ecru - You 

Majid Jordan - Phases 

FullCrate - Full Crate - Mogul ft. Kao 

. jonny . - . eva bless . ft. yybz kartel 

. jonny . - . bun up . ft. vybz kartel 

Kerwin Du Bois - Too Real 

DJ Sydney - Beyoncé - End Of Time ( Sydney Sousa ) Baile Funk

GR6 EXPLODE - MC Davi - Solteira (Perera DJ) 

KOJACKS2 - Montagem Merengue 

JLZ - Para na posição 

Austin Lebrón - Agorinha (Austin Lebrón Remix) 

Flow - Vhoor - Lombrado 

Gafacci - KENDRICK LAMAR - HUMBLE GAFACCI REMIX 

YGG - Bad - YGG - Bad 

Giggs X Pressa - Sexy 

DEREK WISE - Get It Myself 

JUSTIN TRASH - CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS REMIX 

Makzo ₂ Attach file- Goosebumps (Makzo Flip) 

Playboi Carti - Location 

Tom Staar Rob & Jack - Sunshine (Radio Edit) 

callahan - space 

HelloTaxi! - YOU [Prod. By HelloTaxi!] 

Telescope Thieves - The Code - Natural (Telescope Thieves Remix) 

Trippy Turtle - Slide 

Louis Futon Beats - Kendrick Lamar - PRIDE. (Louis Futon Flip) 

Tanya Stephens - Its a Pity 

brysontiller - Honey (prod by NES) 

Terrace Martin Music - Mask Off (Terrace Martin Remix) 

Future - Mask Off 

Buddy & KAYTRANADA - Find Me (CDQ) 

Mac DeMarco - On The Level 

Weaver Beats - Spring 

Bluestaeb - Erykah Badu - Soldier (Bluestaeb Remix) 

Jeremih - Poppin 2 No Panties 

Popcaan - Ova Dweet (Full Song) [Notnice Records]

Alkaline - Impact 

J Hus - Did You See 

Krs. // Stop Sign - Krs. // Stop Sign 

Mr Eazi - In The Morning (Ft. Big Lean) 

Korede Bello - Do Like That 

SUPA GUCCI - LOCA LOCA 

SOULECTION - ROM - ONE MORE (feat. DEFFIE) 

DENZELCURRYPH - Hate Government [demo] (Produced by FNZ) 

Baribal - Attic 

Rejjie Snow Ft. Joey Badass & Jesse Boykins III - Purple Tuesday (CDQ)

26CARAT - dont (remix)

J Hus - Plottin 

SZA - Love Galore ft. Travis Scott 

ROMderful. - over.

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